can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Monday, October 30, 2006

Dear Diary,
Sometimes when I'm listening to Jack Johnson, I think about how much I love him, but then I think of all the other girls across the world listening to Jack Johnson at the exact same time, maybe even the exact same song, and thinking about how much they love him. And then I get really jealous. I feel like what me and Jack have is special, and no one appreciates him like I do. "without you I was broken, but i'd rather be broke down with you by my side" That's from his latest CD, the curious george soundtrack. Jack just like, gets me, you know? Too bad he's married and has a baby named Moe. It's also too bad he named his baby Moe. drunken fatass on the simpsons, anyone?
Tomorrow is halloween and i am so excited because we might get trick or treaters!! In Seattle we have never gotten a trick or treater, so my hopes aren't too high, but I figure with this location we've got to get at least a couple. We are prepared, with the mini snickers.
Love,
Diana