can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Friday, June 23, 2006

Dear Diary,
It is very hard for me to get free time lately. I was trying to think of the last time I was alone, like in a building, and nothing comes to mind save a bathroom trip. The other day I tried to sit alone on the beach and about 4 people asked if anything was wrong. I would hate to get burned out on people in general.
We learned about epi pens today which is one of my favorite subjects, and we also had tacos for lunch so I am pretty happy. Epi pens are amazing and secretly everyone in that room this morning wanted to be the hero that gets to save the life of some bee stung kid.
I need to make some more money. I'm considering a career in internet poker.
Love,
Diana

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Dear Diary,
Staff overnights never fail to excite me. It was fantastic, although there were some capture the flag injuries and some killer bug bites. Of course I have a huge bulbous bite on my forehead, because that is what I do.
We roasted weenies over the fire for lunch, and now we have to go canoeing. I don't want the kids to ever come.
Love,
Diana