can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Dear Diary,
Tonight I went to see Dave Chappelle's "Block Party." It was like a big hip hop comedy love-fest and it really could not have exceeded my expectations more. The whole thing was just so happy! Dave's happy, the fans are happy, Kanye's happy, the marching band is happy. I like that. I didn't leave the theatre thinking any deep thoughts, but I'm not too concerned about that.
It is Friday night, and usually this would be a reason to be thrilled, but on account of the fact that I have a golf tournament tomorrow and Sunday, I kind of feel sick to my stomach. Because if the same thing that happened last time happens again, someone just put me out of my misery.
Love,
Diana

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Dear Diary,
I need to go to IT at my college because all sorts of porn is popping up on my computer. This is a problem. Sometimes, a girl needs to check her e-mail without being bombarded by unmentionables.
Over spring break my gerber daisies died in my dorm room. It seems small but it's making me really sad for some reason.
Today the weather was the best it's been yet this year. Around noon, I fell asleep on a bench in the sun while attempting to do some reading. I was so passed out on this sunny bench that I slept through my phone interview for my summer job. I'm in luck though, because I called back a bit later, and I'm still getting hired. This is going to be the best summer ever.
Love,
The driving range was overrun with highschool boys today at the country club. It made me think-- you know what I don't miss at all? Highschool boys.
Love,
Diana