can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Friday, December 09, 2005

today we use html tags


My final in computer science is tomorrow, (that's right folks, saturday!)
so I will post using all of my cool new html tricks to show the world that I've at least learned a thing or two in that class this semester.
    I've learned how to make lists

    I've learned about how to make links

    A link will be the next thing on my list here.


mostly, I've learned that I don't want to major in computer science. (crap, I already knew that!)

In other news, I got my replacement cell phone in the mail. It's all dinged up cause I bought it used. I paid way too much money for a crappy used phone, so now i'm annoyed. I should have just moved on, realized my days of the slider phone were over the minute that jerk stole my old one.
sorry kids, better post later. I just wanted to practice making it all fancy-like.
Love,
Diana

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Dear Diary,
I am in an obscure corner of the library. Two uber hippies are laying on the floor in the study room next to where I'm sitting. Their door was open briefly, and I could smell patchouli and B.O., no joke. What I want to know is, why do people go to the library just to lay on the floor? I don't want to be prejudiced against the hippies, but it's just too easy. Some of them are still not wearing shoes. It is about 35 degrees out, it pains me just to see people walking around without shoes in this weather. It's all fun and games until you step in dog crap and don't realize it because your feet are frostbitten.
The bricks that I am facing are all written on, except for one. So I wrote on it with pencil. At least I wrote something clever and non obscene. This is a good example of some social psychology in action. Me, not feeling guilty for graffiti because I wasn't the first person to do it. So I'm feeling rebellious today, sue me.
Love,
Diana

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Dear Diary,
Today I sold concessions and forgot to bring reading material. I was more bored than I have ever been in my life probably. Not a good feeling, when you know that there is a multitude of things for you to do, they are just inaccessible.
I made some really good art out of some golf balls and tees and a clear vase. I am thinking of quitting college to pursue this further. However after my psychology class today, I am thinking that I should open a high quality day care instead. I could call it "Diana's tiny tots" or something equally cutesy. Apparently a high quality day care can be the best thing to happen to tots with troubled home lives.
I am unable to discern whether the person outside my window is attempting skateboarding kickflips or just throwing something moderately heavy on the the cement repeatedly. Regardless, annoying!
Love,
Diana

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Dear Diary,
I went snowboarding today at perfect Mt. Hood. My brother and I decided that putting chains on the car is for wusses, turns out, we were right. We watched the sunset from the mountain, and I got snow down my pants. Man, but it was a good thing that I wore my helmet. I figured that it would be acceptable because I was with my brother so I had no one to impress. I hit my head really bad three times! The first time I fell on my head really bad because of an unwise powder manuver. But it hurt like a mofo so I probably would be dead if it weren't for the helmet. It was one of those falls where you just have to lay there for a minute, feeling the cold snow down your pants and hoping no one slides over your mangled and humiliated body. The second time I hit my head was on the chairlift. I just banged my head really bad on one of the metal supports somehow. Then the third time was when we were getting on the shuttle bus and my brother hit me in the head with his board. I'm starting to think that not only is my helmet a wise snowboarding accessory, after a day like today i should probably just keep it on for a while.
Love,
Diana