Dear Diary,
i am in cabo san lucas, mexico using the most dilapidated keyboard in history. there will be no capital letters in this post because the shift key is sticking. it is also a good thing i don't have to look at the keyboard when i type because all of the letters are worn off. since i am in mexico i am posting with a cerveza at my side. a corona of course.
cruise ships are amazing. there is so many people working really hard to make sure we all have a good time. it is kind of excessive.
my brother and i just rented mopeds for 2 hours, and it was scary. good thing we had mopeds that could get up to 80 km per hour because we ended up on the highway on our way out of cabo. we learned that you have to drive agressively when you are the little guy on the highway.
it is cloudy, mexico is not supposed to be cloudy.
i was casually looking at these pipes in a store today. I asked the guy what they were for, because they were really small. turns out they were crack pipes that upon closer inspection, were shaped like penises.
Love,
Diana