can you believe this crap?! from the papers of diana freeburg

worlds most fascinating college graduate

Monday, December 29, 2003

so i'm in maui. but it has been a stressful morning. mom and dad and sis went to molokai to see a leper colony. leaving diana on the pullout bed in the living room of the condo. first, the phone rings, and it is someone who hasn't gotten their registration number for dads software. sorry i'm in maui can't help you very much. by the way it sucks that you're going bankrupt. then the real estate agent shows up wanting to show off the condo that i am in alone and making a huge mess of to some nice people. um hi i'm in boxer shorts and a t shirt and my kleenexs are all over the floor and oh look theres my underwear on the floor. yipee. and the people are still here. i'm in maui nursing a sunburn go away. and did i tell you that i tried to watch tv and it didn't work!? terrible!